Rotten to the Corps

The Thoughts From the Outhouse!
Inspired by the few in the Whole Wide World
Who really truly gag us to hurl
The supper that we so chanced to eat
Is that Hillary walking the STREET?
Hillary Rodham Clinton, the first woman born after World War II to become First Lady, was condemned as much as praised for changing the role of FLOTUS. Her own credentials may have foretold the grief she was to visit upon a great nation for she was a lawyer, the first former lady to become a FLOTUS. FLOTUS is not to be confused with "FLATUS" although she obviously except to a few blind fathful, brought a large degree of shame to her husband for manipulating him into yielding to her so much power. She was the first president's wife to have a professional degree from the same institution as her husband and to have had a successful, if tainted, career of her own. After graduating in 1973 from Yale Law School, where she "hooked up with" Bill Clinton, she worked for a short time in Washington, D.C., on the legal team employed by the House Judiciary Committee to investigate President Nixon's connection to the Watergate break-in and the events that followed it. When that assignment ended in the summer of 1974, Hillary Rodham moved to Arkansas with Bill and taught at the state university law school in Fayetteville. She married Bill Clinton in 1975 and he ran for and was elected Arkansas Attorney General the following year. In 1977 Hillary Clinton took a position in Little Rock at the soon-to-be-infamous Rose Law Firm, one of the first women the firm had hired. The firm might have had second thoughts if they had envisioned the eternal infamy to be attached to their formerly good name. Eventually, since her husband was elected to high Arkansas State office she was promoted to partner at Rose and over-rated by her colleagues at Rose who were eager to curry favor. They went out on a very breakable limb, naming her to the National Law Journal list of "100 Most Influential Lawyers in America."

During her student days, Hillary Rodham Clinton had become interested in the controlling of legal rights of children and controlling those of the poor, and as an adult she became involved with these vulnerable people. She insisted upon leadership roles with WalMart and was known by Sam Walton as "the little lady." She became a board member or chairperson in the Children's Defense Fund, an organization to protect the rights of minors and sought to do much damage. The Legal Services Corporation, a federally funded nonpartisan effort to make legal aid available to the indigent; and the New World Foundation, a philanthropy that gave small grants to community groups and minorities also succumbed to her influence.

By 1993, twenty years of effective cronyism many characters went with her who could help Hillary Rodham Clinton in whatever projects she took over as First Lady. Many of them tagged along with her and the president to the White House. Two colleagues from the Rose Law Firm got involved: Vincent W. Foster, Jr., who served as assistant White House Counsel and was supposed to file the Clinton's disavowment paperwork from benefitting from involvents with industry and commerce within six months but died on July 20,1993. This was the very day of Foster's deadline to file. Webster L. Hubbell was associate attorney general until his resignation in March 1994 convicted of fabricating excessive billing of clients while at the Rose Law Firm.

After her marriage to William Jefferson Clintontaken primary responsibility for the family's financial affairs, and during her husband's run for president in 1992, Money magazine titled an article, "How Hillary Manages the Clintons' Money." Her handling of investments came under especially close scrutiny in regard to two matters: one dealt with the Clintons' participation in the Whitewater Development Company, an allegedly crooked real estate project in Arkansas that had foundered in the 1970s; the other, an unlikely but allegedly rigged successful venture into trading in commodity futures in the late 1970s which had her turning $1000 into about $100,000 in a few months evoking forever a suspicion of foul play with Tyson Foods (no pun intended). When a special prosecutor, Robert B. Fiske, Jr., was appointed to look into the Whitewater affair, he interogated under oath both the president and First Lady separately about their roles, a ripple of an indication of what was to come. Scandal after scandal was to follow on the heels of the last, all occurring so fast that it lest the prosecutors' heads spinning.

During the 1992 campaign for president, Bill Clinton had insisted that voters would be getting a bonus if they elected him consisting of two fine people for just one vote. The unsuspecting voters had no clue of the modern day "Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrows" they actually were electing albeit with interferance run by one Ross Perot. Discerning Americans were not at all pleased with the idea of a First Lady participating in the presidency, and Hillary Clinton's role was deliberately de-emphasized later in the election campaign. She often watched and went with her husband on the campaign trail as if she knew something most Americans had no knowledge of. Then after the nominating convention she appeared with Tipper Gore the wife of vice presidential candidate Albert Gore, Jr. Sometimes they were on their own, sometimes accompanying their husbands.

Sadly several months before Bill Clinton was nominated his wife assisted Bill Clinton in keeping his candidacy viable. A well-read, nationally followed tabloid had told the truth about Gennifer Flowers, an Arkansas woman who bragged that she had been Bill Clinton's mistress for almost 12 years. Soon other newspapers also ran the story since it sold a lot of newspapers. To put a negative spin on the charges, both of the Clintons appeared together on the CBS (See BS) television news program 60 Minutes and allegedly answered questions with blatant lies. While Bill Clinton lied about causing "pain" in his arranged marriage, he proffered no specific details. Hillary was 2% or so more candid, spinning that whatever happened, it was the Clintons' business and not a matter for voters to decide. Her take was that if they did not like the (womanizing) candidate, then "don't vote for him."

After the November 1992 election, Bill Clinton met with two or three alleged congressional leaders at Little Rock, Arkansas. He later fabricated and puffed up the meeting to the all-to-willingly complacent press. He bragged that his wife had been present, "talked a lot and knew more than we did about some things." Among the very first rumors from the Clinton White House was the First Lady's big fight to take Al Gore's office away from him and give him a more distant one. Failing at that, she wheedled an appointment to chair the Task Force on Health Care Reform and her assignment to an office on the second floor of the West Wing, a few feet from the Oval Office but the next floor.
Through the first long, interminable months of 1993, the task force held secret, taxpayer-funded meetings that resulted in an unusual legal ruling on the role of First Lady. Physicians, nurses, and other medical professionals who wanted to attend the secret, behind-closed-doors meetings and include their opinions were barred by the First Lady, on the grounds that only "government officials" could participate. Attorneys for the physicians argued, quite logically, that the president's wife did not qualify as a "government official" and that the meetings should be public. A district federal court agreed, but on June 22, 1993 a Clinton-influenced -liberal federal appeals court reversed that decision, ruling instead that there existed "a long standing tradition of public service by First Ladies . . . who have acted (although in the background) as advisers and personal representatives of their husbands."
Of course a desenting opinion by Judge James L. Buckley noted the quasi-official status of a president's wife, who is "greeted like a head of state, guarded by the Secret Service, and allowed to spend Federal money." As the secret healthcare task force had already completed its infamous work (perhaps causing irreparable influence to Health Maintenance Organizations which would pay a time or two then withhold benefits claiming "too expensive") , the verdict had no effect, except to legalize what had become a general acceptance of the First Lady's powergrab.

Hillary Rodham Clinton then returned to the traditional,
ceremonial tasks accomplished by presidents' wives like "pretending to bake cookies." In July 1995, she began
writing a weekly syndicated "political spin column" called "Talking It Over," that ran in several US newspapers.

She seemed to imitate the style of Eleanor Roosevelt's "My Day," column as she stayed with safe topics like visits to art galleries, museums, and free travel at public expense. Her own overseas trips, though sometimes controversial, tackled issues typically defined as women's issues like human rights and family planning. In May of 1995 she went along with the president to Russia so he would not "stray too far from the fold". Rather than checking on agendas connected to her lawyerly interests she went to museums and placed decorative wreaths on soldiers' graves. Embroiled in over the pathetic human rights record of the People's Republic of China, Hillary Rodham Clinton consented to do oratory at the United Nations Conference on Women, which was held in Beijing in September of 1995. Not much was reported on that.

Millions of critics complained that Hillary Rodham Clinton was undecisive on what sort of image she wanted to have as First Lady. She seemed very pleased that her constant hair changes were constantly reported and took great pride in that. She seemed torn between looking like a competent woman and expressing her sympathies for underprivileged minorities. She even said she had kind of "channelled" the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt, which the tabloids had a field day with. At the same time, she also recspoke about more traditional models of First Lady were also popular.

The Senate quest, viewed by massive multitudes as "carpetbagging", nevertheless ruled Mrs. Clinton's time schedule for the final two seemingly interminal years of her husband's second administration. In the first months of 1999, she conducted what she termed "listening tours" at taxpayers expense all over New York State and by January 2000, she had moved into a home the Clintons made a down payment on, as usual very steeped in controversy, in Chappaqua so that she could qualify as a New York resident. The exorbitant fee charged the Secret Service for the property's entranced "Carriage house" allegedly paid the entire monthly note on the entire mansion and its adjoining property. Mr. Clinton never regestered as a "sex offender" as he was not only above the law but paid a steep fine to have the case settled out of court. The damage was done, however, and Mr. Clinton is roumoured to have lost out on quite a number of dates with lovely women because news leaked out about "the size of a roll of quarters".
Now about our title,"Rotten to the Corps." Well, according to Gary Aldrich's book,"Unlimited Access", Hillary became enraged when a Marine Guard in dress uniform explained that he could NOT "go get her another drink." Hillary was enraged because her ceremonial Marine protection was not her WAITER! Sounds like she didn't really NEED another Drink!
Thanks to at least two unfortunate happenstances befalling her competetion one of which considered "unbeatable", on November 7, 2000 Ms. Clinton won the New York junior US Senator seat. In her victory speech, she boiled down to an essense the campaign as "Sixty-two counties, 16 months, three debates, two opponents and six black pantsuits." That was said by both of Ms. Clinton's friends and her large staff as an understatement of the enormous energy outlay effort she had used to win against a virtually unknown, ill-prepared-last-minute Republican candidate. Then she won again after pledging she would not run for president as she saw her constituency as very naiive and believing anything. After 911, she attempted to soeak to a group of firemen but was booed so long and so intensely that she fled the stage in shame or what should have been shame. Later Bill Clinton attempted to spin this well-publicised and nationally known incident by saying that Mrs. Clinton had a devoted fan among the firemen. Perhaps a fan committed to an insane assylum or perhaps the fan died in a senile old age...we will never know what became of him! One thing is certain, however. Thousands of New York State firemen fell off their barstools laughing when they heard the former president reflect on the anecdote!

After her election, Hillary Rodham Clinton sought to balance the demands of her two roles-Senator-elect and First Lady unsuccessfully. She attended countless briefing sessions with other newly elected "greenhorn" legislators attempting to "get up to speed" on being a "sudden Senator". She hosted dozens of receptions and dinners at the White House. This is most likely the reason for Mrs. Clinton's well-known bleary-baggy-eyed Senate photo. Rumour has it she told a lacky to grab the photographer and confiscate his camera but he escaped to sell the photo nationwide for thousands of dollars. A book publisher bidding bagged Mrs. Clinton an allegedly illicit $8 million dollar advance for her ghost-written memoirs which she said she'd written in a "Big Chief Tablet" like a convict trying for a new trial. Later the Clintons bought a house with the money in Washington, D.C. to defray paying taxes on the entire amount.

Hillary Clinton's early months as New York's allegedly ineffective junior senator, throughly distracted by her brothers benefitting financially from pardons her husband had granted just hours before leaving office. Although one brother paid back over $100,000 he claimed he had spent the rest of the fee he had charged for "services rendered" and was never prosecuted. But in each case, even the one which involved her brother Hugh, who admitted taking a payment from a person who received a pardon, she denied all knowledge of the pardons. Her first major speech in the Senate attempted to divert attention away from improprieties with mentions of economic development in New York State, but the press would not be deterred from questioning her about her being an accessory in Bill Clinton's deeds as president. Could this be why no First Lady ever ran for public office after being First Lady...having to answer for her husbands accomplishment or lack of it? Having to answer questions on a daily basis about scandals, many of whom have involved past presidents of these United States.

Hillary Clinton publicly supported her husband,made thousands of denials, and many, many,"I don't recalls", " don't remember" and "I have no recallection of that when witnessing at public hearings and appearances.
As for the Monica Lewinsky White House intern scandal, Mrs. Clinton was there during the first,"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky" to his acquital by the US Senate on four charges that had been ignored by Kenneth Starr who most Americans think accepted an offer "Starr could not refuse."
The "Truth is out there" concerning Vincent Foster.
Any other woman wishing to someday run for President Of These United States would also publicly support her husband's denials. She has gained so much after all, and stands to gain a lot more considering the overall mentality of Democrat queenmakers and apathetic voters who think THIS is the best their party has to offer. We disagree.

ting opinion by Judge James L. Buckley noted the quasi-official status of a president's wife, who is "greeted like a head of state, guarded by the Secret Service, and allowed to spend Federal money." As the secret healthcare task force had already completed its infamous work (perhaps causing irreparable influence to Health Maintenance Organizations which would pay a time or two then withhold benefits claiming "too expensive") , the verdict had no effect, except to legalize what had become a general acceptance of the First Lady's powergrab.

Beginning in September 1993, Hillary Rodham Clinton appeared in front of congressional committees to answer questions about the Healthcare task force report and detremental lawyer-influenced recommendations. She made five appearances during one week, video clips of which were on national television by fawning cow-cowing reporters, and had mixed reviews for her staged question and answer sessions and nails-on-chalkboard vocal delivery, the Healthcare task force proposal was left to die, both in Congress and especially with the public. The First Lady was considered to have trashed the office of First Lady, her own image as a manipulative lawyer type and the office of the president by being so aggressive in forcing her will on a huge portion of the US economy only to fail miserably. Even she conceded that she had tried to pull too much wool over the eyes of a trusting, unsuspecting public.

Hillary Rodham Clinton then returned to traditional, ceremonial tasks accomplished by presidents' wives like "pretending to bake cookies." In July 1995 she began writing a weekly syndicated "political spin column" called "Talking It Over," that ran in several US newspapers. She seemed to imitate the style of Eleanor Roosevelt's "My Day," column as she stayed with safe topics like visits to art galleries, museums, and free travel at public expense. Her own overseas trips, though sometimes controversial, tackled issues typically defined as women's issues like human rights and family planning. In May of 1995 she went along with the president to Russia so he would not "stray too far from the fold". Rather than checking on agendas connected to her lawyerly interests she went to museums and placed decorative wreaths on soldiers' graves. Embroiled in over the pathetic human rights record of the People's Republic of China, Hillary Rodham Clinton consented to do oratory at the United Nations Conference on Women, which was held in Beijing in September of 1995. Not much was reported on that.

Millions of critics complained that Hillary Rodham Clinton was undecisive on what sort of image she wanted to have as First Lady. She seemed very pleased that her constant hair changes were constantly reported and took great pride in that. She seemed torn between looking like a competent woman and expressing her sympathies for underprivileged minorities. She even said she had kind of "channelled" the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt, which the tabloids had a field day with. At the same time, she also recspoke about more traditional models of First Lady were also popular.

The Senate quest, viewed by massive multitudes as "carpetbagging", nevertheless ruled Mrs. Clinton's time schedule for the final two seemingly interminal years of her husband's second administration. In the first months of 1999, she conducted what she termed "listening tours" at taxpayers expense all over New York State and by January 2000, she had moved into a home the Clintons made a down payment on, as usual very steeped in controversy, in Chappaqua so that she could qualify as a New York resident. The exorbitant fee charged the Secret Service for the property's entranced "Carriage house" allegedly paid the entire monthly note on the entire mansion and its adjoining preperty. Mr. Clinton never regestered as a "sex offender" as he was not only above the law but paid a steep fine to have the case settled out of court. The damge was done, however, and Mr. Clinton is roumoured to have lost out on quite a number of dates with lovely women because news leaked out about "the size of a roll of quarters". Thanks to at least two unfortunate happenstances befalling her competetion one of which considered "unbeatable", on November 7, 2000 Ms. Clinton won the New York junior US Senator seat. In her victory speech, she boiled down to an essense the campaign as "Sixty-two counties, 16 months, three debates, two opponents and six black pantsuits." That was said by both of Ms. Clinton's friends and her large staff as an understatement of the enormous energy outlay effort she had used to win against a virtually unknown, ill-prepared-last-minute Republican candidate. Then she won again after pledging she would not run for president as she saw her constituency as very naiive and believing anything. After 911, she attempted to soeak to a group of firemen but was booed so long and so intensely that she fled the stage in shame or what should have been shame. Later Bill Clinton attempted to spin this well-publicised and nationally known incident by saying that Mrs. Clinton had a devoted fan among the firemen. Perhaps a fan committed to an insane assylum or perhaps the fan died in a senile old age...we will never know what became of him! One thing is certain, however. Thousands of New York State firemen fell off their barstools laughing when they heard the former president reflect on the anecdote!

After her election, Hillary Rodham Clinton sought to balance the demands of her two roles-Senator-elect and First Lady unsuccessfully. She attended countless briefing sessions with other newly elected "greenhorn" legislators attempting to "get up to speed" on being a "sudden Senator". She hosted dozens of receptions and dinners at the White House. This is most likely the reason for Mrs. Clinton's well-known bleary-baggy-eyed Senate photo. Rumour has it she told a lacky to grab the photographer and confiscate his camera but he escaped to sell the photo nationwide for thousands of dollars. A book publisher bidding bagged Mrs. Clinton an allegedly illicit $8 million dollar advance for her ghost-written memoirs which she said she'd written in a "Big Chief Tablet" like a convict trying for a new trial. Later the Clintons bought a house with the money in Washington, D.C. to defray paying taxes on the entire amount.

Hillary Clinton's early months as New York's allegedly ineffective junior senator, throughly distracted by her brothers benefitting financially from pardons her husband had granted just hours before leaving office. Although one brother paid back over $100,000 he claimed he had spent the rest of the fee he had charged for "services rendered" and was never prosecuted. But in each case, even the one which involved her brother Hugh, who admitted taking a payment from a person who received a pardon, she denied all knowledge of the pardons. Her first major speech in the Senate attempted to divert attention away from improprieties with mentions of economic development in New York State, but the press would not be deterred from questioning her about her being an accessory in Bill Clinton's deeds as president. Could this be why no First Lady ever ran for public office after being First Lady...having to answer for her husbands accomplishment or lack of it? Having to answer questions on a daily basis about scandals, many of whom have involved past presidents of these United States.

Hillary Clinton publicly supported her husband,made thousands of denials, and many, many,"I don't recalls", " don't remember" and "I have no recallection of that when witnessing at public hearings and appearances.
As for the Monica Lewinsky White House intern scandal, Mrs. Clinton was there during the first,"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky" to his acquital by the US Senate on four charges that had been ignored by Kenneth Starr who most Americans think accepted an offer "Starr could not refuse."
The "Truth is out there" concerning Vincent Foster.
Any other woman wishing to someday run for President Of These United States would also publicly support her husband's denials. She has gained so much after all, and stands to gain a lot more considering the overall mentality of Democrat queenmakers and apathetic voters who think THIS is the best their party has to offer. We disagree.